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Cool is the New Lame

from Cool​/​Lame by Hayley and the Crushers

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Cool or lame? You decide! 11 new tracks from your fave glitter trash punks.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Cool/Lame via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    That's right - Hayley and the Crushers have grown up and graduated from cassettes to records! Get this super limited edition LP on yellow vinyl (Eccentric Pop Release #44) and bop till ya drop! Features all 11 tracks with "Cool" and "Lame" side.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Cool/Lame via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 500  4 remaining

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Oh, how retro. Our second album Cool/Lame on yellow cassette!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Cool/Lame via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 50 

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  • Cool/Lame Test Pressing
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Be part of Crusherverse history! Black vinyl test pressing (1 of 5). Signed by Hayley and Dr. Cain. Comes with one-of-a-kind collage jacket crafted just for you! One per customer please!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Cool/Lame via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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lyrics

Arms crossed in the back, look so tough head to toe in all black
Don't smile, don't dance
Your eyes roll every time you hear the chants
What's that, so broke? You just bought yourself a pack of new smokes

Hardcore, normcore, so bored why don't you go home

Cool is the new lame

Next band, swipe left, unfollow block and unfriend
Who's hot? What's next? Selfie scroll to find the best pic
What's that? So bored. They were way better on their first tour

No wave, new wave, no way, get outta my way

Cool is the New Lame

credits

from Cool​/​Lame, released September 28, 2018
Hayley Crusher Cain - Guitar, Vocals
Dr. Cain Esquire - Bass
Gabriel Olivarria - Drums
Recorded by Bart Thurber at House of Faith Studios in Oakland California

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Hayley and the Crushers Detroit, Michigan

One part pop, one part poison, all “poolside glitter punk,” Hayley and the Crushers are a tsunami of bold, bad girl power. Anointed as “the naked embodiment of power pop punk” by New Wave icon Josie Cotton, the Crushers have skipped the pupa stage in favor of a more dramatic comic book-style metamorphosis. Enter: Modern Adult Kicks (9/13/22), their most ambitious and self-possessed album to date. ... more

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