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Vintage Millennial

by Hayley and the Crushers

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    Fizzy, frothy and altogether endearing, the vibe can only be called "poolside glitter trash." Just don't paddle too far out. The mermaids around this part of the Crusherverse are known to bite. PINK LP AVAILABLE NOW FROM ECCENTRIC POP RECORDS WEB STORE.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Our new LP is all about modern snark with an oldies heart! One part soda pop punk, a splash of seawater and ALL the bad girl fun. Be careful, though: the mermaids in this part of the Crusherverse are known to nibble! Get your limited pink LP while you can! Eccentric Pop Records #56

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    All the Vintage Millennial shenanigans you love in a portable, high fidelity compact disc!

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  • Vintage Millennial Test Pressing
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    Be part of Crusherverse history! Black vinyl test pressing (1 of 5). Signed by Hayley and Dr. Cain. Comes with one-of-a-kind collage jacket crafted just for you! One per customer please!

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1.
So tired of missing your love I think it's time I put a little action in ya The night is young and I'm feeling so tough Wanna feel the animal scratching in ya When I feel your animal side I got to put a little action in ya Before you go before you go Claws are pointed just like mine These fangs haven't seen so much action in some time I know you're exactly my kind Wanna feel the animal attraction ya When I feel your animal side I got to put a little action in ya Before you go before you go
2.
If there’s time, we can’t seem to find it rushing here and there, never anywhere oh, the spaces get wider, between me and you, baby what can we do, besides working harder each and everyday, don’t let it slip away Oh hold my hand tighter pull the covers down kiss me so i can Set the alarm we’re not getting younger, no, oh clear us a date, let’s find us a way to stop this bridge that’s burning twisting the miles, turning the dials sing a song on the radio Give it a rest, Take a deep breath this is what we’re here for Kiss me so I can… If your mine don’t need to prove me it’s a give and take, showing everyday don’t think you can lose this Non-negotiable unconditional Why would it be different? In another time, you would still be mine Oh hold my hand tighter pull the covers up kiss me so I can Screw the alarm were not getting younger clear as the day found us a way to stop this bridge from burning Turning the dials, twisting the miles Hear our song on the radio Grab the guitar put it in park This is what we came for Kiss me so I can
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Poison Box 02:35
Camera one, Camera two Achtung! Geheimagent aufpassen! Burn the book, turn the key, eat the memo ooh ooh Obey the plan of action Down in the Ubahn pass the signal don't linger Turn on your heels, the dogs they do hunger The channel's set radio transmission red blue red green red blue red blue Poison Box, inside the Poison Box Yeah Poison Box, destroy the Poison Box, Yeah Oh, this is your mission Disconnect the wires Tape rolling, Stasi static Ditch the bomb, move along, don't panic Kill the TV, kill the power Kiss the ring, pull the curtain, hail the tower Down in the Ubahn pass the signal don't linger Turn on your heels, the dogs they do hunger The channel's set radio transmission red blue red green red blue red blue Poison Box, inside the Poison Box Yeah Poison Box, destroy the Poison Box, Yeah
4.
If you wanna dance we'll dance if you wanna go we'll go if you're looking for a little romance I will take u to the show if you wanna stand by me I will hold you oh so close If you don't wanna talk no more I know a place where we can go Last dance gotta take it, last chance, cannot fake it Take my hand, we're gonna make it Take my hand, we're gonna make it now Hold on to me Hold on hold on, hold on If you wanna stay OK if you wanna take me home we're all looking for a lil release we're all looking for a heart of gold if you wanna sway well sway feels like magic in my bones Let's not waste the night away I know a place where we can go Last dance gotta take it, last chance, cannot fake it Take my hand, we're gonna make it Take my hand, we're gonna make it now Hold on to me Hold on hold on, hold on If you wanna dance we'll dance if you wanna go we'll go if you're looking for a little romance I will take u to the show
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Forever Grom 01:24
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When the lights turned on and the people cheered You were supposed to be the one they adored Then you took the stage, knew it was already over But you held it in, you held out hope You know you held out Shoulda been shangela Shoulda shoulda shoulda been shangela Shoulda been shangela Shoulda shoulda shoulda been shangela When you brush your wig you always think about how weird it was back when you were in school Called you DJ then, had an army mom Tried her heels on but they were way too big What kind of world is this Texas town for a cross dressing kid? The cheer squad couldn't protect you from the obnoxious dumb and cruel They were so cruel Shoulda been shangela Shoulda shoulda shoulda been shangela Shoulda been shangela Shoulda shoulda shoulda been shangela Should of been, would have been Shoulda been shangela
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Los Angeles 02:09
9.
Now Gabbie is a domme, she put those big black boots on And those white negligees you know she gave em to me You know I saw her on the street Armed in leather to her teeth She said I dont wanna be a sub no more Ooh Ooh I can see her, whip and chain in hand And the way she felt inside All the boys will never understand What it takes, what it really means to be her man Now Gabbie is a domme She wrote a letter to her mom She said I know this aint the life you wanted for me But now she's doing pretty good, she's getting hundreds like she should oh yeah And she likes to see those Johns on their knees Ooh Ooh I can see her, whip and chain in hand And the nights she used to cry All the boys will learn to stand in line To get a taste, just a little kiss of her rage I can see her, whip and chain in hand And the nights she used to cry All the boys will never understand What it takes, what it really means to be her man
10.
Johnny hey johnny get over yourself, a ruling tyrant, an iron fist Johnny hey baby you're fooling yourself, gotta loosen up on this dictatorship Dont you know it was supposed to be fun? You should know that nobody wants to sit in the van with you 12345678! Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone No, don't wanna be like Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone Johnny hey Johnny get over the wealth, counting out nickles, don't be so obsessed Johnny hey baby is it ever enough? Got a mill in bank, but you never feel rich Don't you know Dee Dee's gone AWOL, Tommy's quit and Joey's crying in the bathroom stall, oh yeah 12345678! Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone No, don't wanna be like Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone Johnny hey Johnny just look at your health, everybody knows that you're losing it Johnny hey baby maybe take a vacation, meditation could be an OK respite Loosen your Levi's and let down your hair Have one beer, I swear nobody will give a care if you do 12345678! Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone No, don't wanna be like Don't wanna be like johnny Ramone Hey, Ho, Let's go!
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The Crusherverse Mall will be closing soon, please bring all merchandise to the next self-check out kiosk Attention shoppers Good afternoon! Thank you for shopping We value you We value you Don't be alarmed, you can't leave, lock down emergency We'll be in the dark momentarily only momentarily Will the guardians of Gabriel Olivarria please find security in the food court, your child is waiting The owner of the beige caravan in the parking lot, your vehicle appears to be on fire. Segways have been dispatched Attention shoppers Good afternoon! Thank you for shopping We value you We value you Don't be alarmed, you can't leave, lock down emergency We'll be in the dark momentarily only momentarily If our restrooms require attention, cleaning supplies can be found in the utility closet – because we care When leaving the east exit, please keep all weapons in the ready position Don't be alarmed, you can't leave, lock down emergency We'll be in the dark momentarily only momentarily No no no get out!

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released January 21, 2020

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Hayley and the Crushers Detroit, Michigan

One part pop, one part poison, all “poolside glitter punk,” Hayley and the Crushers are a tsunami of bold, bad girl power. Anointed as “the naked embodiment of power pop punk” by New Wave icon Josie Cotton, the Crushers have skipped the pupa stage in favor of a more dramatic comic book-style metamorphosis. Enter: Modern Adult Kicks (9/13/22), their most ambitious and self-possessed album to date. ... more

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